YEAH?! I KNOW HOW TO LOGIN LIAO! I'M SMART!
YEAH?! I KNOW HOW TO LOGIN LIAO! I'M SMART! (this is for yit tze, im smart,muahahaha)
hmm...i finally come in...but not yet prepare anything to post tim...nvm la, secara spontan i say, I MISS YOU GUYS!!!!
aiz...got anyone cry ma? hahaha, meng shuen?! meng shuen?! y u so fast de? not yet 2 minute already "HUA LA LA" come out....haha, u champion liao la..
btw just to tell u guys, im currently working...work as wat a?..hmm..u guys guess la ha.
clue no.1 - i sell condoms.
..........got burung gagak fly past ma? plus the three lines as " swt" ...this might be yr first reaction..
or maybe u'll go : Ha?! serious a?!
ok..yes..im serious. can guess le ma? canot a? u all tak guna la...nvm..expected.
k, give chance, clue no.2- i sell pil cegah kehamilan.
this time yr reaction must be this liao la : WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! (X unlimited)
muahaha...not cheap leh..this thing have to eat daily...21 days..1 box got 2 tablet onli...buy till u bodoh n bodoh n bodoh..haha...so..condom is still the best..BEST....
here comes clue no.3 - i sell, pads also.
wat pads? aiyo, those girls use when they have "monthly nature call". hahahaa.
>.<...y do i have to sell those....got felt abit...=.=" my turn to swt..
clue no.4, i sell VIGRA...
dont tell me u dono what's tat....ho ho..the legendary VIRGA...
i know zhengwei will contact me soon after he read this...maybe straight away call me without thinking...k,for bro, i'll help till the end! make sure u dont overdose..if not...i also dono wat will happen.
1 more clue la, clue no.5, i sell,pregnancy testing kit.
aiyo, rebekah, y blushing there liao? bridget? dont worry la..i wont bongkah yr secret de....shss...no no no..wont tell anyone k?mel, tell me if u need...coz i know tian wen is a bit forgetful....nvm, everything got wen chuan. haha
sigh, my clever friends...know le mah? dont give me : WEN CHUAN! YOU ARE A SEX AGENT! AM I RIGHT?!
i faint n faint n faint....n nvr wanted to get up...
aiz...havent officially turn 18 already sex agent...later ma sex manager....haha...
k la, dont joke liao...got ppl angry liao..for using their names..haha. pai seh. i work in a pharmacy la. tat's y got so many "sex agent's tools"...lol. just a small small pharmacy la..not guardian or watson...located at bukit jalil..but no need to find me la..i work till this month then quit la..coz very boring de u know? everyone sell condom a, sell pads a, later have sex no feel liao ma die?...haha...actually it's because i work alone in the shop...very boring n boring..whole day just wait for customer to come in, afternoon hardly got any customer, i no one to talk to, sieeeeen till i finish reading newspaper, novel, sleep liao wake up, still nth to do, then how? go read through the description on condoms...each of them...then study the medicines in my drawer also...found pil cegah kehamilan, vigra..cialis( another type of vigra, the effect last for how long u guys guess? it's 3 DAY! 3 DAYS!!!! but dont worry,just tat u have to freedom to choose the time within these 3 days...not like vigra...) then found another thing also, this is Postinor, er hem. the function is to remove any zigot from her uterus, how?use hormon to force a haid to come,see i havent forgot my bio...onli this part..haha...but u must take it within 3 days of INTERCOURSE..aka having sex. hahaha..i also dono wat does it mean at first..then read too much condom makes me understand..intercourse..so noble word for DIAO...hahaaha. k la,just to spread this info, so tat if one day u guys gatal but cuai, forgot abt buying condom from wen chuan, this is yr second chance to avoid being a young age father or mother...but, remember, must buy from wen chuan a! or else no effect...hahha..other than tat...if u r sick...ask me i might can get u a medicine lor...die liao find me n bring along toto number...thx,friends forever!
btw btw, guess how much is a tablet of vigra? u wont know....coz it's rm48 for a 50mg vigra...it's not cheap to be bio-ly strong hor? lucky me, i can save this rm48 to buy 24 packet of condoms...wooo...
k la...enough of sex edu from wen chuan...
Need Vigra? Find wen chuan, best in bukit jalil n oug.
Need Money? Find your father, best in....err...nothing.
c ya guys...miss u all.
*(chien, this is wen chuan la...pls la...)*
hmm...i finally come in...but not yet prepare anything to post tim...nvm la, secara spontan i say, I MISS YOU GUYS!!!!
aiz...got anyone cry ma? hahaha, meng shuen?! meng shuen?! y u so fast de? not yet 2 minute already "HUA LA LA" come out....haha, u champion liao la..
btw just to tell u guys, im currently working...work as wat a?..hmm..u guys guess la ha.
clue no.1 - i sell condoms.
..........got burung gagak fly past ma? plus the three lines as " swt" ...this might be yr first reaction..
or maybe u'll go : Ha?! serious a?!
ok..yes..im serious. can guess le ma? canot a? u all tak guna la...nvm..expected.
k, give chance, clue no.2- i sell pil cegah kehamilan.
this time yr reaction must be this liao la : WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! (X unlimited)
muahaha...not cheap leh..this thing have to eat daily...21 days..1 box got 2 tablet onli...buy till u bodoh n bodoh n bodoh..haha...so..condom is still the best..BEST....
here comes clue no.3 - i sell, pads also.
wat pads? aiyo, those girls use when they have "monthly nature call". hahahaa.
>.<...y do i have to sell those....got felt abit...=.=" my turn to swt..
clue no.4, i sell VIGRA...
dont tell me u dono what's tat....ho ho..the legendary VIRGA...
i know zhengwei will contact me soon after he read this...maybe straight away call me without thinking...k,for bro, i'll help till the end! make sure u dont overdose..if not...i also dono wat will happen.
1 more clue la, clue no.5, i sell,pregnancy testing kit.
aiyo, rebekah, y blushing there liao? bridget? dont worry la..i wont bongkah yr secret de....shss...no no no..wont tell anyone k?mel, tell me if u need...coz i know tian wen is a bit forgetful....nvm, everything got wen chuan. haha
sigh, my clever friends...know le mah? dont give me : WEN CHUAN! YOU ARE A SEX AGENT! AM I RIGHT?!
i faint n faint n faint....n nvr wanted to get up...
aiz...havent officially turn 18 already sex agent...later ma sex manager....haha...
k la, dont joke liao...got ppl angry liao..for using their names..haha. pai seh. i work in a pharmacy la. tat's y got so many "sex agent's tools"...lol. just a small small pharmacy la..not guardian or watson...located at bukit jalil..but no need to find me la..i work till this month then quit la..coz very boring de u know? everyone sell condom a, sell pads a, later have sex no feel liao ma die?...haha...actually it's because i work alone in the shop...very boring n boring..whole day just wait for customer to come in, afternoon hardly got any customer, i no one to talk to, sieeeeen till i finish reading newspaper, novel, sleep liao wake up, still nth to do, then how? go read through the description on condoms...each of them...then study the medicines in my drawer also...found pil cegah kehamilan, vigra..cialis( another type of vigra, the effect last for how long u guys guess? it's 3 DAY! 3 DAYS!!!! but dont worry,just tat u have to freedom to choose the time within these 3 days...not like vigra...) then found another thing also, this is Postinor, er hem. the function is to remove any zigot from her uterus, how?use hormon to force a haid to come,see i havent forgot my bio...onli this part..haha...but u must take it within 3 days of INTERCOURSE..aka having sex. hahaha..i also dono wat does it mean at first..then read too much condom makes me understand..intercourse..so noble word for DIAO...hahaaha. k la,just to spread this info, so tat if one day u guys gatal but cuai, forgot abt buying condom from wen chuan, this is yr second chance to avoid being a young age father or mother...but, remember, must buy from wen chuan a! or else no effect...hahha..other than tat...if u r sick...ask me i might can get u a medicine lor...die liao find me n bring along toto number...thx,friends forever!
btw btw, guess how much is a tablet of vigra? u wont know....coz it's rm48 for a 50mg vigra...it's not cheap to be bio-ly strong hor? lucky me, i can save this rm48 to buy 24 packet of condoms...wooo...
k la...enough of sex edu from wen chuan...
Need Vigra? Find wen chuan, best in bukit jalil n oug.
Need Money? Find your father, best in....err...nothing.
c ya guys...miss u all.
*(chien, this is wen chuan la...pls la...)*
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